Ahmed
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5/7/2003 8:20 PM
Judy, give us 30,000 troops, I will do the rest. When I am president for life of a free and democratic Iraq, you shall be among my first guests at the presidential palace.
Next year....in Bagdad! |
Scooter
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6/20/2003 5:20 PM
So did you hear the one about a certain killjoy ambassador who's totally cockblocking our Iraq intelligence? Well, I don't want to say too much, but it turns out he might have a mole problem. In his bedroom! Oops! IM me ASAP. |
Judy
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6/20/2003 8:46 PM
FYI Scoots, it's OK to share classified info with me because of my special "embedded status" with the Army. Rummy himself has signed off on it. |
Fitz
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8/12/2004 4:44 PM
Um, about that classified info. We need to talk. |
Scooter
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9/20/2004 7:31 PM
Don't worry about this fishing expedition of an investigation. They've got nothing. Anyway, Karl Rove has pieces of guys like Fitzgerald in his stool. |
Fitz
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10/13/2004 3:11 PM
Valerie Flame? That's the best you can come up with? Seriously? |
Judy
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7/5/2005 8:20 PM
Tomorrow, I am off to prison. I go there without shame or fear, for I know that the principles at stake are ones worth fighting for. I will miss my friends, my computer. But I truly believe I will be better for the experience. I look forward to catching up on my reading, and to coexisting with African-American people for the first time. I don't know what the future holds. Will it be another Pulitzer Prize? A Nobel? Or a shiv in the back? Whatever the case, I am ready. And if I don't make it back alive, carry on my work for me. |
Pinch
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7/6/2005 11:26 AM
OMG Judy, I totally lost it reading that post. I wish I had one iota of your courage. Rest assured, as long as I am running the Times, you will have a place here. |
Jason
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7/27/2005 9:33 AM
Hello pumpkin. Cruise is fine, however methinks I came down with a touch of food poisoning from last night's shrimp scampi. Looking forward to seeing you soon. Fight the good fight, etc. |
Judy
| 7/27/2005 7:38 PM
Thanks hon' for taking time away from your vacation to drop me a line. I would have responded to your post faster, but I was recovering from this morning's unnannounced full body cavity search.
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Scooter
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9/15/2005 10:53 AM
Out west, the aspens are turning. They turn in clusters, because their roots connect them. Speaking of which, I know one root that would like to be connected to you! LMAO!
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Judy
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9/15/2005 8:20 PM
Oh no you didn't! |
Judy
| 9/28/2005 7:19 PM
On the eve of my release, I want to thank my friends for all your support during this ordeal. I feel the principles I went to prison for are worth fighting for, and while ordeal this has certainly been taxing, I would do it all over again in a heartbeat. Thanks for the visits, the cards. And especially, thanks for defending me against all those inane blogs!
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Pinch
| 9/28/2005 7:22 PM
What's a blog?
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Judy
| 9/28/2005 7:23 PM
Exactly! LOL.
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Pinch
| 9/28/2005 7:25 PM
No, seriously. What's a blog?
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Larry
| 11/10/2005 11:48 AM
Welcome back! Looking forward to our interview tonight. Forecast calls for softballs!
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Big Red
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11/10/2005 7:50 PM
Now that you've been canned, can I have your desk?
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Judy
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11/10/2005 7:55 PM
First of all, bitch, I wasn't canned, as you so eloquently put it. I resigned. And second, sure you can have my desk. I'll be busy at home penning an indelible memoir (and future bestseller) about how one reporter went to prison to protect the rights of journalists everywhere.
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Big Red
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11/10/2006 8:01 PM
So you're writing fiction now?
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Deadeye Dick
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11/10/2006 8:08 PM
Dowd, I sure would like to take you quail hunting sometime. |
Bad Medicine
| 11/10/2005 8:11 PM
Dowd you @#$%* %&#@ I wil rip your %$#&! head off and shove it down your %&*$# neck!
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Judy
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11/12/2005 9:47 PM
Guys, please don't feed the trolls.
BTW I need a title for my book. Do you like any of these?
Dark Victory
I Was Proved F**king Right
Climb Every Mountain
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Big Red
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11/12/2005 9:50 PM
How about "Little Miss Run Amok?" |
Judy
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11/12/2005 11:04 PM
Maureen, Maureen, Maureen. I know it must have been tough all these years watching me do real reporting in the world's hot spots while you churn out your forgettable little trifles from the safety of your office. But seriously, it's time to let the hatred go. It will eat you up, turn you into a bitter old spinster. Oops, too late! LOL!
BTW in answer to the question posed by your book, Are Men Necessary?
No, not to huge dykes like you! |
Bad Medicine
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11/12/2005 11:15 PM
Pwned! |
Scooter
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11/13/2006 9:34 AM
Meow! Catfight!
Any chance you two could settle this with a wrestling match? Preferably in a vat of jello! LOL! |
Deadeye Dick
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3/14/2006 11:04 AM
Say Judy, you wouldn't have any spare stories on Iran, would ya? Something in the "clear and present danger" realm? |
Ahmed
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4/22/2006 12:04 PM
Judy. Give us 30,000 troops, I will do the rest. When I am president for life of a free and democratic Iran, you shall be among my first guests at the presidential palace.
Next year....in Tehran! |
